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TantricLove27 36 M 1  Artikel	Just for points   28-12-2022 👍 1 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,5.00 Score
sweetlysassy10 56 V 4  Artikelen	Just for points, that all   08-04-2022 Just for , that all 2 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen, 0 Stemmen
Squirt_Professor 70 S 40  Artikelen	Shark lesions.   06-02-2022 The young shark swam up to his dad and said, “Dad I want to do something fun today!” The dad turned and asked his , “Do you see that capsized ship and the people in the water over there?” The turned and said yes. The dad replied, “well were going to swim over there and while swimming around those people we are going to show them the tip of our fins.” The , excited followed his dad ... 2 Reacties, 114 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,3.81 Score
rdw1000 52 M 9  Artikelen	Catholic school girls   24-10-2021 A train hits a bus filled with Catholic girls and they all perish. They r n heaven trying 2 enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, ' Tami, have you ever had any contact with a naughty organ? ' She giggles and shyly replies, Well i once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger. ' He says okay dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through ... 1 Reacties, 105 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,4.50 Score
Vraag me om een foto slaveyearning 42 V 38  Artikelen	little girls.......   16-10-2021 why do little girls their eyes in the morning? <br><br> because they dont have balls to scratch 3 Reacties, 43 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,4.10 Score
crazy_porty 52 M 63  Artikelen	EL PERRO, EL MONO Y LA PANTERA   01-07-2021 Cierta vez un perro se interna en la selva y se pierde en ella. Una pantera lo vío, pero no sabía que animal era, y decide cazarlo, el perro se percata de la presencia de la pantera lleno de miedo la ve acercarse y no sabe que hacer, de pronto descubre los huesos de un animal muerto y pone en marcha un plan. Se colóca de espaldas a la pantera y empieza a lamer los huesos. ... 3 Reacties, 44 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,5.10 Score
SEXYWOMAN_LOVER 38 V 106  Artikelen	MUJERES VENGATIVAS 1   01-07-2021 Hoy mi hija cumple 21 años... y estoy muy contento porque es el último pago de pensión alimenticia que le doy, así que llamé a mi hijita para que viniera a mi casa y cuando llegó le dije: ++ Hijita, quiero que lleves este cheque a casa de tu mamá y que le digas que: ¡¡¡Este es el último maldito cheque que va recibir de mí en todo lo que le queda de ... 1 Reacties, 85 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,4.57 Score
donatello52 46 M 34  Artikelen	COSA DE CAMPESINOS   01-07-2021 JUAN Y MARIA ERAN 2 JOVENES CAMPESINOS QUE ANDABAN CAMINANDO POR EL CAMPO, DE PRONTO MARIA SE DETIENE Y LE PREGUNTA A JUAN: -- OYE JUAN COMO SABE EL BURRO CUANDO LA MULA QUIERE ACCION? --Y JUAN LE RESPONDE -- POR EL OLOR, MARIA. SIGUEN CAMINANDO Y SE VUELVE A DETENER MARIA Y LE PREGUNTA A JUAN: -- OYE JUAN Y COMO SABE EL TORO CUANDO LA VACA QUIERE? -- Y JUAN LE RESPONDE: -- POR EL OLOR, MARIA. ... 8 Reacties, 5942 Bezichtigingen, 295 Stemmen ,2.99 Score
Vraag me om een foto rm_jirdi 52 M 20  Artikelen	Control de tráfico   01-07-2021 Un condutor es detendido en un control de tráfico. El policía le explica que están ensayando un nuevo sistema para detectar conductores que hallan ingerido alcohol mediante una serie de sencillas preguntas a las que él debe responder. La primera pregunta es: <br> - Si usted circula por el interior de un túnel sin iluminación y ve a lo lejos dos faros que se acercan hacia ... 1 Reacties, 160 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,4.48 Score
Vraag me om een foto linea1966 57 M 6  Artikelen	Crisis   01-07-2021 Era un matrimonio que tenía problemas de dinero y la crisis obligó a la mujer a prostituirse. La esposa muy confundida le dice: Pepe, ¡Pero yo no sé nada de eso! Y él le dice: Cuando tengas alguna duda sólo me preguntas, yo estaré detrás del poste. Así quedaron. Llegó a primera noche y la mujer se vistió bien apretadita, una faldita corta, medias de ... 2 Reacties, 87 Bezichtigingen, 12 Stemmen ,5.10 Score
rm_josephsid 60 M 1  Artikel	Moral of the story   29-06-2021 On the farm lived a chicken and a , both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only ... 0 Reacties, 33 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,3.92 Score
rm_VTMaximus 52 M 3  Artikelen	Family Fun   29-06-2021 A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Honey, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." "Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!" "Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW ... 0 Reacties, 194 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,1.30 Score
priya8891 36 V 8  Artikelen	little boy   29-06-2021 “A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his dad replies, "Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen." Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume bottle, and his mom says, "Shit!" "Mom, what is shit?" and she says, ... 4 Reacties, 134 Bezichtigingen, 13 Stemmen ,5.32 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M 2172  Artikelen	Mensa Question   29-06-2021 You are on a , galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off. And on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping but your is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the in front of you. What must you do to safely get ... 1 Reacties, 131 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,3.80 Score
josmith5 61 M 1466  Artikelen	LIL' JOHNNY   29-06-2021 A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed 4-year-old Little Johnny standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great... he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer." After everything was over, the man walked over to his and said, ... 0 Reacties, 71 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,3.43 Score
UpForeU2Play 65 M 155  Artikelen	Dumbest    26-06-2021 As a young boy enters a barber shop the barber whispers to his customer's. This is the dumbest in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, ?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That never learns!" ... 1 Reacties, 137 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,3.47 Score
Shelbyjean69 47 S 64  Artikelen	Take Your Choice   26-06-2021 A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." "Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!" "Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or ... 0 Reacties, 118 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,3.43 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M 2172  Artikelen	Deer Roping   26-06-2021 Deer Roping > I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, > feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The > first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that since > they congregated at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear > of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and ... 0 Reacties, 77 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen
potbelliedman 46 M 13  Artikelen	Smart Ass !   25-06-2021 There was this guy who was in love with his wife but his job took up a lot of his time. One Sunday afternoon, his wife came home and said the boys were out playing, and maybe they should do some playing of their own. The man thought about this and decided she was right. He embraced her and they began to kiss passionately. She felt him getting hard and said he'd best be getting that condom on and ... 3 Reacties, 125 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,4.06 Score
Vraag me om een foto philanderson21 40 M 1  Artikel	Three cheesy jokes that we all know and love....   25-06-2021 1) If you have sex with a person without their consent, it is called ....so if you have sex with a without her consent, is it called , or shoplifting? 2) What kind of pleasure does a Priest get? ANSWER: Nun 3) If you have sex with someone and get a disease, you are said to have an STD.....so if you jerk off to massive amounts of porn on your computer and your ... 2 Reacties, 77 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,1.47 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M 2172  Artikelen	RETIRED   25-06-2021 After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse, so I had to learn to while away my time. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target: Dear Mrs. ... 1 Reacties, 130 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,4.80 Score
Vraag me om een foto Master_TKE 56 M 34  Artikelen	Dark Closet   25-06-2021 A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet as well. <br> Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Yes, it is, " the man replies. "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks, " the man ... 1 Reacties, 199 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,2.79 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M 2172  Artikelen	When   24-06-2021 Judge asked , "So when did you realize you were ?" replied, wiping her tears, "When the check bounced." 3 Reacties, 132 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,2.80 Score
Bump144 72 M 823  Artikelen	CATHOLIC HORSES????   24-06-2021 One day while he was at the track playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt, Mitch noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, that - a very long shot - won the race. Before the next race, as the horses began lining up, Mitch watched with interest the old priest step onto the ... 0 Reacties, 58 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,4.41 Score
sexycpl4fun1965 62 S 54  Artikelen	A Slighty Confused    24-06-2021 A comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their dicks?" "Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her . "But then when I have a baby, " responded the "won't it knock my teeth out?" 1 Reacties, 184 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,3.48 Score
rm_casual3 55 S 8  Artikelen	code   24-06-2021 A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. <br> One day the husband told his five year old , "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter". <br> The told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he ... 2 Reacties, 226 Bezichtigingen, 13 Stemmen ,3.14 Score
sexycpl4fun1965 62 S 54  Artikelen	Take Your Choice   23-06-2021 A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." "Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!" "Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or ... 1 Reacties, 184 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,4.41 Score
_JKH_ 69 M 858  Artikelen	Lawyer Cross-Examines a Cop   23-06-2021 A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial. It went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my fleeing the scene? A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q. Officer, who provided this description? A. The officer who responded to the scene. Q. ... 7 Reacties, 183 Bezichtigingen, 28 Stemmen ,4.78 Score
Vraag me om een foto Darkchoccomama 42 V 5  Artikelen	a called sex   23-06-2021 Everybody I know who has a usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't ... 6 Reacties, 322 Bezichtigingen, 17 Stemmen ,2.56 Score
bluangel858 39 V 8  Artikelen	Cute   23-06-2021 A NAMED SEX Everybody I know who has a usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't ... 2 Reacties, 129 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,4.50 Score