I help guys with... guy stuff. Do you have... guy stuff that you need help with? My counseling is in the oral tradition. I can make your dick feel like it won the lottery, and l;eave you gasping and twitching. If you prefer a more hands-on operation, that's welcome as well. I even have a few Tenga Eggs on hand. As for the other counseling, anal, no to me receiving, and while I generally do not top, I will gladly work you over with any toys and devices you may supply. I have only a small toy on hand, as well as a rosebud for urethral play, should that be of interest. What else could I possible say?

Mijn Ideale Persoon: I prefer to counsel gentlemen in search of no strings, no romance fiddling about. I only care how old you are if you look like I need to ask for ID. I'm not particularly concerned with how you look. My eyes will be on your crotch most of the time anyway, though I do like to look up and see you looking down at me at work. Don't be ashamed of what I'm going to see. We're all just guys. You needn't reciprocate, though you certainly may. You needn't be experienced either, though you certainly may be.