I enjoy life, I think I'm lactose intolerant but I still eat cereal, cheese burgers, and ice cream. I once fingered a shark. I'm not very good at golf, but fuck it it's lame anyway. I Can't do long division well at all, but my cock is nice. I suck at working on cars, but I'm down to check your oil.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: Doesn't have any stds, & is down to get weird. Also, must not have a vagine that hangs like sleeve of wizard. Wait scratch that, I don't mind puffy or dangly pussy, more meat to please I guess.