[COLOR indigo] [B]PLEASE ACTUALLY READ MY PROFILE!!!! [/B] UPDATE: [B] I'm not here to "chat" other than maybe a quick stop in the chatroom. Not here to cam or text or anything. if you send an email and don't get a response consider that my "no thank you".. sending email after email only annoys the shit out of me and you will be blocked. [/B] Carry on! Please don't waste my time.. if you are under 40 and over 55, you can't tell me how great you are or how young you feel. [B]Married? Attached? Sorry, keep moving. You think it's hot sneaking around.. I don't. Got a hall pass? Don't give a rats ass..[/B] Think you can say your single when you're not. Trust me.. It's easy to tell... PLEASE respect my preferences. IF for some rea I like what I see.. I will contact YOU! If you're thinking of asking me to bring a girlfriend with me.. you can keep on looking... I don't DO 3 somes (call me selfish, but, I really don't like to share)[/COLOR]

Mijn Ideale Persoon: hmmmm... I like 'em hot.. shave your head and I'll ride your face! 2 or 3 times a night is not enough. If you recharge quickly and can go all night, WE NEED TO TALK! Do YOU know your way around the female orgasm???

I like taller men. Sorry, but I love my shoes! If I'm wearing 4 inch heels and your face lands in my cleavage (I know, you'd be a happy man), I don't want to bend over to kiss you. If I have to put you on a stack of phonebooks or old Sears catalogs so you can plow me from behind, well.. Oh, if I have to explain what a phonebook or a Sears catalog are.. we have issues.. don't act like you know (yes, Google is my friend too).

Brains..(if I can't carry on a conversation with you, what's the point) a good sense of humor (if you can't laugh at a joke involving a priest, a rabbi and a whoopie cushion you won't get my sense of humor) smoking body.. did I mention I'm a sucker for a shaved head??? Send me pics (NOT COCK SHOTS) so I can decide if I want you.. lol

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Over welke locatie voor een seksuele ontmoeting fantaseert u?:
Een bed, Het strand, Een vliegtuig, Een donker steegje, Een bioscoop, Een verlaten plek in de wildernis, Onder een waterval, Een zwembad of bubbelbad, Een lift, Een hotelkamer

Welke seksuele activiteiten winden u op?:
Orale seks geven, Orale seks ontvangen, Anale seks, Speeltjes (Vibrators/Dildo's/enz.), Lichte bondage, Billenkoek, Handboeien/schakels, Blinddoeken, Leer, Massage

Welke factoren zijn het belangrijkst wanneer u op zoek bent naar een seksuele partner?:
Seksuele ervaring, Fysieke aantrekkingskracht, Dezelfde/soortgelijke fetisjen, Libido, Bereidheid een ongebonden seksuele relatie aan te gaan

Heeft u ooit cyberseks gehad?:
Ik heb het geprobeerd, maar het is gewoon niet hetzelfde.

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