We are not interested in, or looking for single men to join us and we are currently a "soft swap" couple only.This is not to say that after being with/getting to really know another couple that a full swap is off the table. Okay, so my husband is getting on my ass about writing something interesting about us so that we may be "more attractive" to the hotties out there. So here goes: How to describe oneself so you appear "fuckable"....hmmm, there really is no "Look Fuckable for Dummies" book out there. so I am going to wing it. We are a pretty laid back couple who like to laugh, have fun, into exercising, watching movies, and hanging out with friends and family. As for me, the wife, I am pretty laid back. I do not like rude, mean, condescending, or arrogant people. I am a very down to earth chick who LOVES funny people. There's something about a good sense of humor that is so damn sexy. As for looks, I am not perfect and don't expect perfection from anyone. Our imperfections are what make us unique, right? Physically, I am a curvy girl, always have been, always will be. I have an hourglass figure with big tits (as you can see), small waist, and a phat juicy ass. LOL. We do work out at least 4-5 days a week, so being fit is something we admire (but we do like to eat bad stuff, so it kind of bites us in the ass...literally). Sexually, I am very aggressive. As you can see by our profile, I am quite the exhibitionist. That is just a HUGE turn on for me. I love (love, love, love) kissing, can't get enough of it. I get very excited when sexually aroused and love to taste the sweetness of a woman's juices and love to suck a good hard cock, too. My husband...I am speaking on his behalf, so this information may change...well he's more of a closet freak than I am. He is a tall, built, handsome man who makes me laugh. I love that about him. He is, however, a remote control hog, but what man isn't?? He has beautiful blue eyes, killer smile, and is very charismatic. (He is straight so we won't be playing with bisexual men.) He is also pretty laid back (when he's on his medication..just ding)and quite the social butterfly...he can talk to anyone about anything. :) We do have some experience with the "swinger world" but we are definitely not experts by any means of the imagination. I have been with a woman while our husbands watched, which WAS FREAKING AWESOME (I felt like I ran a marathon after being with that sexy vixen)! We have also played with a couple who was out of this world sexy! We "soft swapped" and had oral and couple sex in the same room for hours on end. But we have never gone "full swap". If we find the right couple, female, and the planets align just right...it might happen. But for now, we really aren't ready for it but aren't completely closed off to it, either. Who knows, things may change, but for now, that's what we are comfortable with. Well, that's all I have right now. Hope you don't find our profile too disturbing. We really are cool people who are very horny. We would like to keep it as discreet as possible and hope that you respect our wishes. We are not pushy. We don't like to be pressured, either. We just want to have some fun with like-minded horny, hot, couples and females. :D

Mijn Ideale Persoon: Cool funny people that love to laugh

Deel één van uw favoriete seksuele fantasieën. Houdt u niet in!:
I (the wife) had an amazing sexual fantasy about Heidi Klum...maybe
too much Project Runway or whatever, but I had a fantasy
about she and I having the most erotic, mind blowing sex
with each other....it was mesmerizing. <br><br>
Oooh, I also fantasize about meeting a sexual beauty while
trying clothes on a store/mall...as I am undressing, a
beautiful, sexy woman "accidentally" walks
in and we start to kiss, caress each other...we undress
each other and I go down on her and suck on her clit. We kiss
and make out for a while until some fuckin' body asks
if every fucking thing's okay and do we need anything....damn!
But then we take it to our place and finish what we started...my
man comes home and joins the fun and we fuck for hours on end.....hell
yeah.

Over welke locatie voor een seksuele ontmoeting fantaseert u?:
Het strand, Een bewegend voertuig (bijv. auto), Een bioscoop, Een verlaten plek in de wildernis, Een pashokje in een winkel

Welke seksuele activiteiten winden u op?:
Orale seks geven, Orale seks ontvangen, Anale seks, Speeltjes (Vibrators/Dildo's/enz.), Billenkoek, Trio's, Voyeurisme

Heeft u ooit gefantaseerd over seks met een beroemdheid? Wie? Wat vindt u opwindend aan hen?:
I think the bad boys are sexiest...I like the actor from
"Transporter", something sexy as fuck about
him, I like Vin Diesel (in the movie, "The Fast and
the Furious"...)mmmmm...I also recently got turned
on by the bad guy, Shan Yu, the leader of the Huns from the
Disney movie, "Mulan"...I know, it's
a cartoon character, I know it's teetering on a severe
mental problems, but that voice, just sent shivers down
my spine and among other places :P

Heeft u ooit cyberseks gehad?:
Ik heb het zo vaak gedaan dat ik niet meer weet hoe ik met twee handen moet typen.

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