If i'm writing this and you're reading this then we are in the same boat so grab an oar. I don't look like jennifer lopez nor do i look like swamp thing. I am nowhere near paris hiltons wealth nor do i shake a cup for change. I am a military brat so i have had a very interesting life. None of my conversations will ever revolve around the lastest pair of $3,000 versace slippers. I have started working out again, not to have my looks validated by society but to stay healthy. If you are a female don't respond. If you're a guy we can hang. If you're married good for you now skip to the next ad don't need any baby mama drama. If you're "DA MAN" chances are my friends have probably had you already and i'm not into sloppy seconds, but if you're the man for me i can't wait to hear from you. Well thanks for reading my novella. All replies will be answered.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: I am looking for males btwn the ages of 30 (legal for just about anything) to 40 (not ready for hip replacement) for an activity that doesn't cause me to pass out, bleed, or end up in a coma hahaha. You can be sarcastic but not overly rude. Outdoorsy but not the guy behind the dumpster. Drug free but not the boy in the plastic bubble. Intelligent but not necessarily stephen hawking. Affectionate but not reynolds plastic cling wrap. Looks are temporary and somewhat misleading so they are not a priority on my list. I am sure there has to be some physical attraction on both sides though. Well goodluck to all out there in my category. Just be yourself and we can take it from there. Dont let my groups scare you off im unique and over the top interesting. You should know the difference between yore, you're and your. I gracefully leave now whilst patting mineself on thy back

Wat zijn uw favoriete muzikanten of bands?:
Linkin Park, Tool, Game, Rammstein, Wu-tang Clan, Mozart

Deel één van uw favoriete seksuele fantasieën. Houdt u niet in!:
Double penetration, double creampie or double facial.

Welke seksuele activiteiten winden u op?:
Orale seks geven, Billenkoek

Heeft u ooit gefantaseerd over seks met een beroemdheid? Wie? Wat vindt u opwindend aan hen?:
Thomas Jane and Christian Bale are the friggin hottest
dudes.

Heeft u ooit cyberseks gehad?:
Ik heb het geprobeerd, maar het is gewoon niet hetzelfde.

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