We are a couple. He lives in Burbank. She lives in Culver. We are s. He only likes girls. She only likes boys and girls. Or boygirls. Or girlboys. But not aliens. Aliens are fucking weird, and she's racist. But he's not. He'll fuck an alien. As long as it has a vagina. And no dick. Well. Maybe one dick. But only if it has two vaginas. (Balance is key.)

Mijn Ideale Persoon: For him: "Somebody cool, who 'gets it.'"
Her: "What the fuck does that even mean? They just have to be hot. Or cool. And they have to 'get it.'"

We both like to watch each other fuck someone else. And participate as a group from time to time.