I'm a 59 y/o divorced guy, relatively new to the Lehigh Valley area, that finds extreme pleasure in orally pleasing a clean, attractive, intelligent woman. On occasion, I get the urge to be orally bi-sexual, so with couples, if I'm in one of those moods, I'll happily obey a woman's order to suck her boyfriend or husband to orgasm. Reciprocity is not required or desired. I would be curious to experiment with some submissive role-playing with a somewhat dominant woman who would tell me what and who to do in the bedroom. I am [B]not[/B] into pain, thank you very much, so please note that I have no interest in being spanked, wearing nipple clamps or serving as a candlestick holder. I am [B]not[/B] gay, so I am [B]NOT[/B] interested in participating in any anal activities, including fucking a man, getting fucked [I]by[/I] a man, fisting or licking/sucking ass, so guys, stop asking! Hell, I won't even consent to my doctor's request that I get a periodic colonoscopy without at least a dinner invitation and a movie. And if I'm going to kiss ass, there'd better be a job promotion involved! So have I ended the confusion here? Let's review: [B][COLOR red]NOT[/COLOR][/B] gay, [B][COLOR red]NO[/COLOR][/B] anal, [B][COLOR limegreen]DO[/COLOR][/B] prefer the company of women, [B][COLOR limegreen]DO[/COLOR][/B] enjoy orally pleasing a partner of either sex from a submissive perspective. Thanks for taking notes; there will be a quiz on Saturday night. About me? I'm 5'9", 295 lbs., with a beard and an averaged-size penis. I have a great sense of humor, enjoy wordplay and exploring the nuances of the mother tongue (I know, ain't irony great?), and am considered quite intelligent by those that know me. Some women define me as the almost perfect man: funny, intelligent, loyal, submissively anxious to please, and one whom you can order around the bedroom (or any other place where you enjoy experiencing orgasms). Straight men, when defining me, use a much more limited vocabulary, usually choosing a more colorful epithet; however, when that bi-urge comes to me, as long as I obey their instruction to get on my knees and get them off, they also consider me as near-perfect. Bi and gay men don't consider me at all because I'm only anal retentive perality-wise and not physically! It just goes to show that you can't please everyone, just a selective few that respect my limits, as I respect theirs. Will you be one of those? My ideal match would be an intelligent, somewhat dominant woman with a great sense of humor, that enjoys being shown romantic and oral attention in the bedroom and elsewhere. She should be single, or at least legally separated, and open to a long-term relationship if the the chemistry is right for us both.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: I'm seeking a woman with a cute face and a pretty smile, that is interested in occasional get-togethers where they will use me as their personal pussy slave. Just lean back, spread your legs and order me to eat out your pussy. You will direct my actions, telling me where to concentrate my licking and sucking to maximize your pleasure and enjoyment, so as to provide you with the most Earth-shaking orgasms!

So stop wasting those expensive batteries just to pleasure yourself ... utilize my mouth and tongue instead. When batteries die they just clog up the landfills. When I die, hopefully doing my favorite tongue thing between a pair of thighs, you'll find me to be 99% bio-degradable, so you'll not only be pleasing yourself, you'll also be pleasing the environment.

Interested? Horny? Contact "The Pussy Whisperer" here on HotSwinger.nl Hot Swinger - Hot Swingers Dating under the handle on2knees2please, or on the national chat service.

Deel één van uw favoriete seksuele fantasieën. Houdt u niet in!:
To spend an evening with a couple (man & woman) facilitating
their love-making by orally servicing them and/or any
of their other guests when it is their desire.

Welke seksuele activiteiten winden u op?:
Orale seks geven, Rollenspelen, Trio's, Slaaf/Meester, Deelnemen aan erotische fotografie

Welke factoren zijn het belangrijkst wanneer u op zoek bent naar een seksuele partner?:
Fysieke aantrekkingskracht, Dezelfde/soortgelijke fetisjen, Discreet kunnen zijn, Openstaan voor een trio en/of orgie, Libido, Bereidheid om openlijk alles te bespreken en te proberen, Een beetje van alles

Heeft u ooit gefantaseerd over seks met een beroemdheid? Wie? Wat vindt u opwindend aan hen?:
I prefer fantasizing about real people, that do not have
'perfect' looks, but are sincere in sharing their
joy of sex play. I'd rather have a truly appreciative
BBW sitting on my face that some supermodel with a super
ego. And anyways, BBWs tend to squirt more when my tongue
reaches the right spot. Yum!

Heeft u ooit cyberseks gehad?:
Ik heb het geprobeerd, maar het is gewoon niet hetzelfde.

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