I'm a total bottom who loves to suck cock and get fucked. Can't get enough cock. Hit me up if you need a place to dump a load. I give good head and have been told I have a hot hole. I am here to get laid. I hook up A LOT. If you're one of those people who is frustrated by the fact that most people on these sites are all talk and no action, and you have a dick that gets hard, come talk to me. I'll invite you over, I'll be here when you get here, and I'll suck your cock and let you stick it up my ass. I really do NOT get the gratification that some people apparently get from creating profiles and hanging out on these sites without ever actually meeting anyone. I like sex. I like to get fucked. Come fuck me, as in, show up at my house, pull your pants down, and get ready to cum in my ass. As you were.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: A man with a hard cock. As the old saying goes, a hard man is good to find. I don't really have an ideal person. One of my frustrations in life is the stupid ways humans let idiotic abstractions like race/ethnicity, age, "type," etc. keep them from enjoying good sex. I do have a preference for men who are height-weight proportionate, but that is functional. If you can't see your dick without a mirror, chances are good it won't get hard, especially if you're over 40. I've had a fat 25 year old fuck me twice in a row, but he's going to lose that pretty soon.

I don't want to be rude, but in my experience, most people here are all talk and no action. Apparently a lot of people get some sort of thrill out of creating a profile on here, but never actually acting on it. As you wish. Please note, for those of you who actually want to meet someone and enjoy sexual activity, I do that as often as I can, as described above, or as close as I can, with necessary latitude for people's idiosyncrasies. Please hit me up if you really mean it. If you don't, please leave me alone.

Again, I do not want to be rude, but I cannot fathom why any woman or straight couple adds me to any lists or has anything to say to me at all. I'm all for women's sexual empowerment, and I'm glad you feel free to enjoy yourselves this way, but I do NOT need to see boobs or vag. That is NOT what I'm here for, so please just leave me alone. You won't get anything from me but angry, variously scathing responses. If you want to test my skill at hurling invective, you may get to find out, but I do not advise it. Just leave me alone.