[B][SIZE 6][COLOR green]Cunning Linguist[/COLOR] (lol) looking for drama free FWB[/SIZE][/B] WARNING: To any institutions using this site, or any of its associated sites, for studies or projects: you do NOT have my permission to use ANY of my profile information (including text and/or photographs) in any form, or forum, both currently and/or in the future. If you have already done so, or intend to do so, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy, and the violation will be subject to legal ramifications. White Irish male, witty, down to earth, a good listener, funny, open minded, passionate and extremely respectful. I am an f-ing goofball - ask anyone! If this is a turn off move on. If you aren't fairly local (I'm in Cliffside Park NJ - I travel to NYC on occasion & I don't mind driving up to 50 miles) please do not contact me. I like chatting but I don't want to chat only. Meeting is the goal, and meeting like minded adults is my only wish resulting in fun times. Life is too short to waste anyone's time here. We all know what it is we want so please be honest and if I reach out to you please respond in kind is all I ask. Thank you!!! [B][COLOR royalblue]The way I roll? Passionate kissing & intense foreplay are my passions. How about you???[/[/COLOR]B] I get off on meeting interesting people (specifically women as I am STR8!), eating great food of many cultures, great wine, and great company. But, I am not into traditional commitments & would rather have a REGULAR NSA with ONE woman or couple than a cacophony of one night stands. I would not be opposed to being in a long term FWB with the right per. I am certainly not looking to create a harem! LMAO, just looking to keep my sexual life interesting. I'm a HUGE Howard Stern fan since the early 1990's. All Howard Stern fans unite! Would love to hear from all Howard fans here on AFF. Baba Booey to ya' all!

Mijn Ideale Persoon: First off, please don't contact me if you don't have half a brain or opinions of your own. I am not looking for mindless, giggly women I wouldn't wish to be around for more than five minutes. So please have a personality.

Also, please be mature or at least 30 years old - whichever you tend towards. I hate dealing with young women who are looking for a Groom, or 'mature' women who look, well not youthful. Sorry to be blunt but I just don't want to waste anyone's time here. Let's all be honest, we want what we want END OF STORY.

The kind of women I like to be with are funny, not too serious, & have a fun-loving attitude towards life. Having an open mind is best, and being non-judgemental is important. Discretion is critical & appreciated. Smoking is okay but I really don't like it. Just be real, because I am real. If we hit it off, great! If not, we move on. I'm not a hater, and expect you to be the same. No stalkers need apply.

Chatting at least a couple of times is important to me as it tells me you are serious about discovering if there is a meeting of the minds. But I also don't wish to be in an endless loop of chats or emails either. Meeting is the thing, regardless of how it works out.

Oh yeah, one last thing - I really find it atrocious that no one here can spell. It's such a f-ing peeve of mine! If you don't have the educational wherewithal to write like a person who has had even a modicum of education, then just move on!!! I really feel it is a personality failing that you cannot take the time to write intelligently. If you cannot write intelligently I will immediately think you are two sandwiches short of a picnic, two Jokers short of a full deck, and several keystrokes short of a QWERTY keyboard. Okay, I am now officially stepping down off of my soap box. LOL

Life is way too important not to have good friends and good wine!

Wat zijn uw favoriete muzikanten of bands?:
RUSH, STP, Audio Slave, Green Day, Velvet Revolver, Nirvana,
AC/DC, Foo Fighters, Incubus, Staind

Deel één van uw favoriete seksuele fantasieën. Houdt u niet in!:
Every guys fantasy: two or more women!!

Welke seksuele activiteiten winden u op?:
Orale seks geven, Orale seks ontvangen, Anale seks, Speeltjes (Vibrators/Dildo's/enz.), Rimmen, Billenkoek, Rollenspelen, Trio's, Gelijktijdig masturberen, Spelen met etenswaren, "Thuisfilmpjes" maken, Deelnemen aan erotische fotografie, Voyeurisme, Blinddoeken

Heeft u ooit gefantaseerd over seks met een beroemdheid? Wie? Wat vindt u opwindend aan hen?:
Pam Anderson, Jessica Alba, Beyonce. Tila Tequila

Heeft u ooit cyberseks gehad?:
Absoluut niet. Ik wil alleen huid-op-huid seks.

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