We are a VERY happily married, very kinky and very over sexed couple. If you like our pics, please leave us a comment or send us a note. Don't be shy! Sometimes we have a free gold membership - it depends on how many messages and things we get - and sometimes they kick us back down to a standard membership. If we are bumped back down to a standard membership, you will have to make first contact. Please read this bit. We are a married couple. We only play as a couple. Please stop asking if we play alone. We don't. If you like our profile, and you are interested, send us a note. Flirts don't work. We get a lot of flirts, so your flirt will get lost in the herd. Plus, if you can't take the time to write a short introductory note, you can't be serious about meeting. Right? Also, sending us a message with, "Iz wanna f-k yous" is not a great way to make contact with us. To: Sydney University and all other institutions using this or any SwapFinder site or its associated sites for projects - You do not have permission from us to use any of our profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of our privacy and will be subject to legal action. In other words ... "Sod off!" We are in our late 40's but we can't change our ages in our profile! We are not into head games nor the fakers living in their mum's basement. (Why are there so many fakers on this site?) We are not into playing email tag for weeks on end. Note to fakers. If you say you have a 24 inch dick with a tattoo of the Space Shuttle on it, the first thing we will do if we meet for a coffee is to ask you to whip it out so we can see it. "Houston, we have a problem." If you send us a note we will get back to you, but it may take a bit of time. We do not have time to 'chat' so please do not ask. We don't do friend requests. It's not as if we have the space in our backyard to bring 2,000 friends over for a bbq is it? We share this account - we are married - and we both read the emails and notes. Please do not ask us to send face pics. That is something we simply won't do.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: Simple: They must be very discreet, DDF and they must be lots of fun to be around. We'd like to find a couple(s) to set up some regular 'quality' playtime.