I need stimulation, intellectual stimulation... and [B]allot[/B] of it. I love to laugh, to talk, to touch, to moan, to groan... and although m rather horny, I am NO slut and have no aspirations to ride like a porn star - or be ridden by a wannabepornstar. [B]About me:[/B] hmmm.. m plus sized (boobs and booty incl),not very cute.. in fact I am a genuine MYSDWF (Mother You Seriously Don't Wanna Fuck) ... unless you are seriously desperate but then i should probably be parked behind a glory hole where you won't give a flying fuck whether I am a man, a tranny or even an alien..In fact, that should be quite interesting. Imagine, you don't need to blog, chat, exchange emails to prove you are the worthy sort, or even write a goddamn profile as who will give a shit. Heck, you don't even need to pinch a pic from the internet to make ya look all sexy and without love handles, spare tires, moles and stretch marks. All you will need is a to know the location of said hole. Bang your heart out at it and hope that whatever (as if you even care) is on the otherside is D & D free.... So what am i doing here instead of maning my hole in the wall.. well.. i am a wannabeblogger so [blog wannabesexpot title]... Oh yes.. I am a single mum. I work and i look after my . So essentially I have NO social life. I don't meet and greet, I most likely won't suck your cock, and i don't cum just by getting licked.. don't i sound sexy??? [I]wanna play scrabble?[/I] [SIZE 3][B]WARNING:[/B][[/SIZE]COLOR red] Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.[/COLOR]

Mijn Ideale Persoon: I]anyone under the age of 40 need not apply. and no i am not bi or bi curious or even tri whatever. I have multiple tires and love handles.. they are the multiples that I am familiar with...more than enough really.

I need to be mentally aroused otherwise can pretty much fall asleep mid-fuck. Yes, it has happened before.So if you can mind fuck and have read a thesaurus, knock yourself out and send me an email... i dare ya!!

If you need to look up definitions to things written on my profile... don't expect a reply. And frankly I rarely reply.

BUT if you really are a glutton for punishment I can usually found lurking somewhere on IMC in the evenings (Malaysian time) as I have no other life... But proceed with caution as i am sometimes a lil moody which is probably a result of not getting laid enough, but that's another story.

UPDDATE
Oh and please refrain from asking me what do i do and don't do.. just read this wanna fuck with me...

Over welke locatie voor een seksuele ontmoeting fantaseert u?:
Midden in een park

Welke seksuele activiteiten winden u op?:
Lichte bondage, Rollenspelen, Spelen met etenswaren, Blinddoeken, Massage

Heeft u ooit cyberseks gehad?:
Ik heb het geprobeerd, maar het is gewoon niet hetzelfde.

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